A word of caution: Most of our group do not comprehend that we are now entering the dreaded "Kansas Rectangle". This large, flat, featureless, and mostly barren space encompasses nearly 100,00 square miles in the middle of the US and has been observed and studied for years by paranormal experts, without any definitive answers. It appears to be a parallel universe in which nothing really happens, although it is capable of swallowing up entire groups of tourists only to spit them out the other end with no recollection of having seen intelligent life or, in fact, of having done anything memorable. The pictures above are some of my 1st impressions of this area. Everything else is hazy.
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Gee, I sure am glad that you made it through our part of the world and lived to tell about it. I am certain there are a great many who simply died a lack of stimulation. It is interesting that you state that you did not observe any intelligent life while availing yourself of local highway and byways. It is interesting only because we find it hard to see any intelligent life on a bicycle in 30 mph wind with cattle trucks whizzing by. Funny how perception work, eh? We hope you will come back sometime, but please give us some advance warning. If we know ahead of time we can set out some billboards for you to look at and a traffic jam or two for your amusement. Oh, and by the way, it is not too becoming to complain about this part of the world if your mouth or stomach or both are full of food. If you do, we just pass you off as stupid and completely devoid of intelligent life no matter where you happen to be at the time.
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